give me the bd

inkbutton:

theveryworstthing:

forest fire.

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT IS OKAY

becausebirds:

pepperandpals:

Because this moment made me laugh when I caught it on camera.

fighting over the last piece of pizza at dinner

becausebirds:

pepperandpals:

Because this moment made me laugh when I caught it on camera.

fighting over the last piece of pizza at dinner

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

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mew2:

vvankster:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

feriowind:

:V originally from my kaiju clock, but yeah, will be turning these guys into stickers! might include a breach sticker, and possibly some other misc. things too idk

they’re also transparent ahuuhuuhuu

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:

"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."

He was ten.

malformalady:

Papilloma, or genital warts strung together at the Mütter Museum of The College of Physicians of Philadelphia

malformalady:

Papilloma, or genital warts strung together at the Mütter Museum of The College of Physicians of Philadelphia

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.